My brain is an interesting place. Will you not let me share it with you?

NO!

This is not the time or the place for nourishing each others thought process, or each others larynx. It is a place to say what you want, when you want, and suck on any which tampon one pleases whilst being filmed gagging and then immediately posting it on the internet instantly becoming famous for being 'that girl that sucked on a used tampon'. THAT my friends is what the internet is for. Not for the sharing of information, or the swapping of thoughts and ideas to hopefully enrich each others lives and stimulate our intellectualism. NO! That would be heathenism.

So without further ado, let us begin our 'ribbed for his pleasure' tales of this ultra-homogenised un-tamed beast we call; LIFE...